Hustle Culture - a lazy egg a day makes the drum machine something something. Cincinnati punks on the rise with synthesizers!

Werewolf Jones - book-based wolf-central punk from 3 lads in various stages of hair-loss, who consistently bring the noise and still hold the trophy

Fen Fen - when when? then then? hens will bop around to the frantic fury of them them! with tall guitars and tall punk ragers